I'm tired of getting invites at 6 am to small cultural events by clueless ppl parading around like art-horny roosters thinking they're oooh soooo suave. Wearing a beret & using big words like picturesque & so forth isn't synonymous with being either intellectual nor cultural. It's just a pretentious grand scheme to get some tail. Nothing more, nothing less. If I want to go to an event of some sorts I'll go. But not with ppl like that! Damn I wanna take the beret & shove it up their sphincters. Then strangle them slowly with their fancy scarves just for waking me up!!!